This streaker managed to do so much more than run onto the pitch at a match between the Australian PM's XI and England at Manuka Oval in Canberra, Australia, on Jan. 10.
He did more than bend over and give the crowd and players and eyeful they'll never forgot.
He also committed the ultimate sports indignity: While on the field, nearly nude, he stole some of the equipment used to play the game.
In this case, the item is called a bail -- and you can kinda see it in his hand there.
For a better look at how this strange theft unfolded, see it all in my special photo gallery here.
It's something you'll never forget.
